Iron Gym for P675 (50% off)

Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature requires concentration and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with today’s Groupon: P675 (P1350 value) for an Iron Gym.     

Iron Gym is a multifunction training system that raises the bar on upper body exercises, giving men, women, and freakishly strong children the V-shaped, king cobra-esque body that everyone desires. The Iron Gym turns any door into a personal gym in just seconds. Its unique design wraps around door frames while using leverage so there are no screws and no damage to the door. The patented home gym strengthens and tones chest, arms, shoulders, back, abs, and more. It features three different grip positions: narrow grip, wide grip and neutral – so exercisers can switch up their routine and keep challenging muscles. Iron Gym is great for pull-ups, sit-ups, push-ups, dips and crunches. In just minutes a day, aspiring Arnolds will build lean muscle and get as ripped as Mr. Olympia himself, or a newly shredded piece of paper.