Give up the bad habit: Cool Mist Electronic Cigarette Kit for only P595 (P1200 value)

While purists argue over the quality of the mysterious yet undeniably ingenious electronic cigarette, most experts concur that they are tiny cigarette-shaped UFOs. Exhale extra-terrestrial air of the better kind with today's Groupon: P595 (P1200 value) for a Cool Mist Electronic Cigarette Kit.

 

Electronically vaporizing fancy oils into a carcinogen-free puff, the e-cigarette is a tar-and-tobacco-free alternative to traditional smoking. Each cartomizer contains up to 400 inhalations, each of which can be blown into a jar, sealed and saved for sale after later becoming extremely famous. These electro-sticks have high vapor output and long battery life so the volume and amount of puffs are satisfying; only taking tobacco smokers a few days to get used to it. Legal to be used indoors and in public places, each starter pack contains all the things necessary for embarkation on an e-cigarette journey, leaving carcinogens behind while holding on to dreams of looking as cool as James Dean.

 

More than just one pack of fun, the kit can ideally be gifted to smoke-ensconced professors on exam mornings, or fathers who hallucinate and think they transform into chimneys every once in a while. The e-kits have a one-month warranty.