P295 (P800 value) for 4 issues of 2011 subscription with The New You Magazine

Turbaned albularyos were once the primary sources for all scientific information, eventually losing their roles when they were chewed up by rabid radios, tyrannical televisions, and ingesting Internets. Enjoy a still-thriving conduit of sound cosmetic information-spreading with today’s Groupon: P295 instead of P800 for 4 issues of 2011 subscription with The New You Magazine.

The New You is a quarterly publication exploring the realm of personal reinvention. Groupon holders get to explore the who’s and what’s of wellness, health and beauty, including invasive and non-invasive plastic surgery. The 140-page publication features clinics, spas, physical therapists, surgeons, dermatologists, and dentists who are involved in physical transformation, much like what happened to Beast in the classic Disney flick. It also has sections that include alternative sciences such as vitamins, nutrition, herbal remedies, hormones and stem cells that slide and glide their way inside human arteries and lymph nodes. They also tackle mind matters and explain the reinvention of character through psychology, sociology and spirituality.    

Like a GPS system that you can roll up and carry in your back pocket to the dentist’s office, the magazine provides a guide for seeking advice on cosmetic procedures, ensuring that people won’t end up with a pencil-thin nose and another pair of legs. With today’s Groupon, holders will be armed with four issues of aesthetic in-the-knowness with a subscription to The New You.