P280 instead of P700 for a Shiatsu + Swedish combination massage for two at Bliss Spa

Massages were developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with Tang-induced sugar highs, a lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens that snuck in through an unlocked screen door. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon: P280 instead of P700 for a Shiatsu + Swedish combination massage for two at Bliss Spa.

Bliss Spa is a newly developed sweet escape for stressed and agitated workaholics. Located in the heart of Ortigas, Bliss Spa boasts friendly and trained massage magicians, ready to untangle and tenderize knotted joints and tensed muscles. Many oracles, philosophers and dodo mathematicians theorized that the Shiatsu consists of finger and palm pressure, and several body stretches while the Swedish massage utilizes oil for skin lubrication as the masseuse slides and glides, adding pressure to the body, relieving painful and stressed muscles. A mishmash of these two basic rubdowns within could and would be ultimate bliss and leisure for anyone. As the name suggests, the Bliss Spa is entirely dedicated to providing the highest quality of massage treatments signaling happiness right through today’s Groupon holders’ neurons. In addition, the calm and comforting atmosphere will make mollycoddling aspirants feel they are already half way to relaxation heaven thus leaving the therapists half of the job as they provide the staircase to complete the journey to rejuvenation nirvana.

After this 60-minute indulgence, be sure to drink a lot of water to assist the body in removing toxins. Massages can bestow benefits such as reduced stress and tension, increased circulation, and enhanced mind-body-spirit connection—enabling one to have a more invigorated and meaningful being.