P16499 (P22000 value) for the Sony Xperia Neo Mobile Phone

Despite their flashy apps, attention-grabbing design and the hysterical hype that constantly surrounds them, smart phones really aren’t all that smart. Educate a robobaby of your own with today’s Groupon: P16499 (P22000 value) for the Sony Xperia Neo Mobile Phone.

The Sony Xpheria Neo Mobile Phone offers the photography skills of an average telescope using its 8MP autofocus camera with LED flash; while the Sony BRAVIA display technology gives this fancy doodad perfect picture quality, and color technology the same way creamy vanilla ice cream improves an old stale piece of apple pie. For videographers on the go, it has a 720p video that shoots 30 frames per second with continuous autofocus so you never miss a beat; and the HDMI cables allows for instant viewing on humungous High Definition flat screen TVs. Along with Wi-Fi capability, the accelerometer and proximity sensor, coupled with the ability to install Android OS applications make it a great smart phone, capable of doing a number of actions like playing games, reading e-books, and in a year’s time, probably even making a grilled cheese sandwich. Its front facing VGA camera is perfect for making video calls, allowing users to see their loved ones face to face, and check if they have any spinach stuck in-between their teeth. With all its capabilities, the Xperia Neo only weighs around four ounces so it isn’t too bulky and uncomfortable, but can still be used to throw at rowdy pedestrians.

With this Groupon, jealousy over friends and their ingenious mini cyborg assistants is eliminated and delicious desires for cellular perfection are met; while still being able to communicate with the world. The Sony Xperia Neo Mobile Phone is a smart phone that is truly aesthetically pleasing, and is easy to use.