Massage + Ventosa starting at P175 (P499 value) at Euphoria Spa

To achieve a state of elation, one either gulps down 12 cups of coffee or rents a miming clown who incessantly juggles oranges, pulls nonexistent ropes and makes kids bawl of fright. Experience euphoria minus intense palpitations and exotic white-faced characters with today’s Groupon:

• P175 (P499) for 1 session of Massage + Ventosa               
• P898 (P2994) for 6 sessions of Massage + Ventosa          
• P1497 (P5988) for 12 sessions of Massage + Ventosa      

Groupon holders will be whisked away to a haven of pampering as they lay flat on seventh heaven and let gifted hands do their abracadabra. Euphoria Spa’s signature body kneading will bring patrons to a state of utter eye-rolling ecstasy as oil is slathered throughout the body and pressure points acquired from stressful nights and constant egg rolling are treated and evicted whilst strained muscles from playing ballgames like jackstones are stretched for instant relief. Weary back muscles get their much-needed break from pretending to be Quasimodo with Ventosa, which is a relaxing spa treatment that effectively removes back blood clots.

 

Euphoria Infinity Spa plops its customers on cloud nine as they are ushered to a zen and dreamy room that’s perfect for sole relaxation and mollycoddling. It provides a bevy of services that indulges them in a euphoric experience or a feeling of great happiness and well-being; some of which are nail spa, foot spa, and back, foot and hand reflexology.

 

REVIEWS

  You guys have good therapists. Thanks for the accommodation last night. I was able to get a good night sleep despite the fact that I have insomnia 
-- Joy Caasi