Smooth Silky Armpits: Underarm Whitening Peel at Dihas Skin Clinic

Dark underarms, along with your boss’ distracting hairy facial mole, your best friend’s heinous boyfriend and itches in unmentionable places, is discussed only in hushed and gleeful tones within an intimate setting. Relinquish this perverse need for secrecy with today’s Groupon: P499 (P1200 value) for 1 session of Underarm Whitening Peel at Dihas Skin Clinic.

In a room as intimate and calming as a mother’s whisper, present your ‘pits to a new friend: a sponge soaked in milky goodness. With today’s Groupon, patrons’ armpits are given a thorough sponge bath until it squeaks to a perfectly clean state. After the scrub and scour, the pits are mollified through a slow cleansing massage, rinsed then dried. Subsequently, a whitening peeling solution is applied to exfoliate and excavate the black particles that hue the pits dark. After the peeling process, a high-tech electronic skin delivery system is used to magically apply whitening serum and gel deep down the sensitive skin. After that, an ageless organic mask is used to seal the pits from outside blackeners that make their assault when you flag down a cab or call the teacher’s attention while wearing the sexy spaghetti straps. To end the session, a moisturizing lotion is applied to have that baby smooth and soft finish.

Now, while gleefully dissecting your colleague’s propensity to fart in uncomfortable situations, you can raise your hands in the air, like you just don’t care.