P90 (P180 value) for a hair cut at Hair Signature

A neglected head of hair can play host to a variety of strange and wondrous things, like crumbs from yesterday’s breakfast, mismatched socks and perhaps even the childhood pet that you thought ran away years ago. Spruce up and de-clutter your crowning glory with today’s Groupon: P90 (P180 value) for a hair cut at Hair Signature

The savvy scissors-wielders at Hair Signature are ever ready to dish out stylish advice on how to get troubled manes looking from primeval to perfect. With a deft snip of their hair-apparatuses, beleaguered locks will take on a whole new personality, while saying goodbye to sinister split ends. Finally, revel in a rejuvenating wash and blow experience while the heroic hair-tamers delve into the depths of disturbed tendrils to wash away dirt, grime and past indiscretions, leaving hair smooth, silky and sin-free. The salon boasts a cozy and well lit atmosphere similar to those present in TV news studios and couch museums. All clients will be serviced by an experienced senior hairstylist and trained L‘Oreal experts so there won’t be any need to worry about immature snippers trying to burn uneven hairs off with blowtorches and lighter fluid.

After redeeming this Groupon, jungle book characters will never have to make up another excuse for having moldy food particles, office stationery or stray animals stuck in your hair.