P280 (P560 value) for Ventosa + Swedish massage OR P325 (P710 value) for lava stone massage + Swedish massage at Hendy Mitchel's Cafe, Salon & Spa

To achieve a state of elation, one either gulps down 12 cups of coffee or rents a miming clown who incessantly juggles oranges, pulls nonexistent ropes and makes kids bawl of fright. Experience euphoria minus intense palpitations and exotic white-faced characters with today’s Groupon: P280 (P560 value) for Ventosa + Swedish massage OR P325 (P710 value) for lava stone massage + Swedish massage at Hendy Mitchel's Cafe, Salon & Spa.

Like hot coco or a brand new Ferrari, massages are able to calm nerves, stiff joints and muscles down after a long and stressful day. The option to gain calories or daydream stands but one can also opt to let Hendy Mitchel's Café, Salon and Spa do the trick. Straight from the Swiss Alps, the Swedish massage utilizes long, flowing strokes and gentle pressure to reduce tension and improve circulation. The tip-top-toe massage employs acupressure and reflexology to alleviate pain and promote total relaxation in extremities after honing synchronized swimming techniques in a bathtub. During this deep-tissue massage, muscle tension is targeted with focused pressure to relieve stress and squeeze out every last bit of toothpaste hiding beneath the skin. With this Groupon, sanity searchers also choose between a Ventosa session, where glasses are used to not only call for lost spirits but are placed in the back’s accupoints to bring peace, love and friendship back to your aching back or the lava stone massage that does the same thing, although at the same time, soothing the pelt with its warm soothing hardness.

Aside from a 75-minute bliss treatment, this Groupon is inclusive of a choice of either hot or cold drinks. Choose between a cup of cappuccino, organic hot lemon tea or flavored iced tea.