Advanced Microcurrent Cellulite Slimming Treatment for the arms, tummy or back area: P800 (P2000 value) for a 30-minute session OR P990 (3300 value) for a 1-hr session at Skintech

Astronauts maintain a trim figure in micro-gravity environments by rationing their portions and shedding water weight in bitter tears of loneliness. Accomplish a similar feat with less time and more space with today's Groupon: Advanced Microcurrent Cellulite Slimming Treatment for the arms, tummy or back area: P800 (P2000 value) for a 30-minute session OR P990 (3300 value) for a 1-hr session at Skintech.

The treatment combines DOH-approved technology and techniques to stimulate fat and muscle layers, which can lead to slimming and slendering. It includes an Electro Cellulite Massage performed by a specially trained technician, which increases circulation and stimulates skin smoothing using a proprietary motorized system of rollers. The system is designed to help you lose inches that refuse to leave, like a child cling-wrapped to your leg. You'll burn fat, lose non-water weight, and expunge stressors during the session. Patients are measured before and after the treatment to quantify the pleasantly qualitative results. If there's a specific area you want to target, tell the technicians to focus their scope on that zone whether it is your saggy arms, beer belly or once-sexy back. If you want to return for multiple sessions, purchase more Groupons and then tell the technician you'll be back. If you want to tell the technician something but are at a loss for words, possible conversation starters include the weather, crock-pot recipes, and the fourth-season plot lines of acclaimed series, A Game of Thrones.